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About This Game BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game. 7aa9394dea Title: Behold the KickmenGenre: Action, Casual, Indie, SportsDeveloper:Size Five GamesPublisher:Size Five GamesRelease Date: 20 Jul, 2017 Behold The Kickmen Cracked Download behold the kickmen trailer. behold the kickmen nintendo switch. behold the kickmen review. behold the kickmen steam. behold the kickmen switch. behold the kickmen download. behold the kickmen twitter. behold the kickmen. behold the kickmen ps4 A game about football, written by someone who doesn't know anything about football and purposely didn't do any research. The concept and some of the writing is straightforward "LOL sportsball" type stuff - you will probably already know if that works for you or not - but the dialogue in the daytime soap opera plotlines (affairs! mysterious deaths! long-lost twins!) that unfold after successful matches is quite witty.Gameplay-wise your team starts out basically awful compared to every other team, but by playing you not only unlock new techniques and improve stats but you start to pick up some of the nuances of the game that the tutorial doesn't make clear - for example, tackling from behind is usually pointless; dodging adds to your combo even if no opposing players are near you, that kind of thing - and I went from being deeply frustrated with the game to really enjoying it.It can feel a bit grindy as you're trying to improve your squad - the stat bars seem to fill up very slowly, but it does make a noticeable difference and you'll be able to afford more upgrades more often as your own skill improves the amount of cash you're bringing in. I took about 10 hours to reach the top of the Football Spreadsheet, defeat Brazil United and win the World Cup, and my team was nowhere near fully upgraded.Overall I had a good time with it and for the budget price I consider it a good purchase.. Seemed fun at the beginning but got very frustrating quickly. After the initial division, you face some teams that are simply unbeatable. I had a match where tackle worked just 15-20% of times because the other players were so much better than mine and could resist any attack. I might have missed something but my progression seemed not to give enough improvements to give my team a chance. Not really something I would recommend unless you are some kind of masochist.. Seemed fun at the beginning but got very frustrating quickly. After the initial division, you face some teams that are simply unbeatable. I had a match where tackle worked just 15-20% of times because the other players were so much better than mine and could resist any attack. I might have missed something but my progression seemed not to give enough improvements to give my team a chance. Not really something I would recommend unless you are some kind of masochist.